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This exclusive merch drop was forged in the fires of globe-defending badassery. Every item you see here — mugs, shirts, hoodies, stubby holders, glasses, caps — was created to support Critical Think, the legend who dropped $60,000 of his own cash to head to Antarctica with The Final Experiment and document the 24-hour sun (you know… that big shiny globe-proof the derplings pretend doesn't exist).

💯 100% of profits from this collection go directly to Critical’s GoFundMe to help recoup the cost of that globe-confirming mission.

🛑 Limited Edition Alert: Once this gear’s gone, it’s gone — just like Flat Earth’s last shred of credibility.

So whether you’re:

☕ Drinking hot takes from a CRITICAL mug,
❄️ Chilling lies with a can cooler,
🧢 Shading from misinformation with a cap,
👕 Rocking a tee that makes a flerfer flinch, or
🥃 Toasting science with a fundraiser-exclusive glass...

You’re making a statement. You’re backing truth. You’re being part of something CRITICAL.

🛍️ Support the cause. Trigger a derpling. Look bloody good doing it.

VISIT DPDEBUNKS.SHOP TO GET YOUR GEAR AND HELP CRITICAL THINK!